March 2012
oh my fucking god this cunt on dont tell the bride why the fuck are you marrying her you’re a nice guy and she’s a fucking spoiled little dickhead i want to kill her
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
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chessj:
im making meg cry with laughter
lmao im dying fucking hell oh gfod
February 2012
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ridiculous
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hersunkendream replied to your post: russianliterature replied to your post: I don’t…
i cried earlier because i couldn’t find a hoodie
just fucking ridiculous get some balls
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camwun replied to your post: i miss cameron :(
aw babyyy, i’m busy these days :(
i knowww you’re such a busy boy just don’t forget about lil meg from the end of the road aha
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i miss cameron :(
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russianliterature replied to your post: I don’t understand people that cry at…
..i cry at sloths.. am i included in this…
yes, that is fucking WEIRD ally
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I don’t understand people that cry at everything like random stupid fucking things why the fucking hell are you crying???? WHAT IS IT ABOUT A PHOTO OF A LAWN CHAIR THAT MOVES YOU SO EMOTIONALLY THAT YOU HAVE TO ACTUALLY CRY ABOUT IT? get a fucking grip you bunch of strings jeSUS
chloerayneee:
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Downing a cold pint of water right after you smoke a joint is the most refreshing thing omGOD
#’oh god my dead relatives probably just saw me masturbate’ #just me y/y??
oh my god i think this everytime
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hersunkendream replied to your post: hersunkendream replied to your post: what happened…
i
am
C R Y I N G
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hersunkendream replied to your post: what happened to fregan?
i’ll kill you tomorrow
will you just fuck off and fall into a very deep well?
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Anonymous asked: what happened to fregan?
I’m so naughty
I read page 247 because someone told me to and I wish I didn’t help
Free house for 2 weeks in the summer, gonna be a mad one
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FRED: i’m bare happy
ME: good! why?
FRED: idk i keep waking myself up by laughing
ME: i fucking love it when that happens
FRED: brilliant isn’t it? and because of this *sends me a link to 9 to 5 by dolly parton*
it’d be funnier if he were joking