March 2012
Mar 1st
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oh my fucking god this cunt on dont tell the bride why the fuck are you marrying her you’re a nice guy and she’s a fucking spoiled little dickhead i want to kill her
Mar 1st
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Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
Astronomy professor:
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Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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chessj: im making meg cry with laughter  lmao im dying fucking hell oh gfod
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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February 2012
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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WatchWatch
ridiculous 
Feb 29th
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hersunkendream replied to your post: russianliterature replied to your post: I don’t… i cried earlier because i couldn’t find a hoodie just fucking ridiculous get some balls
Feb 29th
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camwun replied to your post: i miss cameron :( aw babyyy, i’m busy these days :( i knowww you’re such a busy boy just don’t forget about lil meg from the end of the road aha 
Feb 29th
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i miss cameron :(
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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russianliterature replied to your post: I don’t understand people that cry at… ..i cry at sloths.. am i included in this… yes, that is fucking WEIRD ally
Feb 29th
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I don’t understand people that cry at everything like random stupid fucking things why the fucking hell are you crying???? WHAT IS IT ABOUT A PHOTO OF A LAWN CHAIR THAT MOVES YOU SO EMOTIONALLY THAT YOU HAVE TO ACTUALLY CRY ABOUT IT? get a fucking grip you bunch of strings jeSUS
Feb 29th
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chloerayneee: ∩_____∩ | (• ◡•) | (❍ᴥ❍ʋ)
Feb 28th
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Downing a cold pint of water right after you smoke a joint is the most refreshing thing omGOD
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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#’oh god my dead relatives probably just saw me masturbate’ #just me y/y?? oh my god i think this everytime
Feb 28th
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hersunkendream replied to your post: hersunkendream replied to your post: what happened… i am C R Y I N G
Feb 28th
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hersunkendream replied to your post: what happened to fregan? i’ll kill you tomorrow will you just fuck off and fall into a very deep well?
Feb 28th
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Anonymous asked: what happened to fregan?
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Listennostalgicxo: somebody that i used to know -...
Feb 28th
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I’m so naughty
Feb 27th
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I read page 247 because someone told me to and I wish I didn’t help
Feb 27th
Free house for 2 weeks in the summer, gonna be a mad one
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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FRED: i’m bare happy ME: good! why? FRED: idk i keep waking myself up by laughing ME: i fucking love it when that happens FRED: brilliant isn’t it? and because of this *sends me a link to 9 to 5 by dolly parton* it’d be funnier if he were joking
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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